John Wick is one of, if not, the greatest dog defenders known to man. However, we now know about another individual who has risked everything to save the life of his dog, indefinitely.

Florida man Philip Josef has decided that his dog should have eternal life because the loss of this loved one would be devastating. “he loves his dog too much, and he can’t let it die,” he explains. All dog owners would love to never have to worry about their four legged friend moving on to the afterlife. But Josef has taken it to the next level.

He is not trying to figure out how to immortalize his dog on his own. He doesn’t understand Frankenstein’s scientific formulas and the biological procedures necessary to accomplish this task. And Josef is not the giving up type. The idea suddenly came to mind, Why not kidnap a scientist! Says Josef to himself while laughing diabolically.

So “he kidnapped Ryan Lockhart, a doctor and scientist from the University of South Florida.” One can only imagine what was going on in Ryan’s mind at that point. No laboratory, no secret chemical formula to keep the dog alive forever, and a crazy guy holding him hostage trying to figure out what his next move was going to be. The good thing is that they found the Florida scientist before anything catastrophic occurred.

“Josef was eventually found by the police after Ryan’s family noticed he was missing and started an investigation.” However, Joseph didn’t face any charges because apparently, this is a mistake anyone who loves their dog, as much as Joseph does, will make when pressed against a life pondering question.

When Josef spoke to a reporter he stated “I just get anxious when I think my dog is going to die some day. He’s all I have, I can’t let him die.”

Scientists have also agreed to try and figure out how to make his dog immortal even though they might not be successful.

In my opinion, these scientists need to suck it up and get it done. Maybe they need John Wick to motivate them a little more.

Written by Cesar Moya