If you are one of the many children whos father departed after saying they were going out to buy a gallon of milk, we regret to tell you that this is one of those cases. Except that, Yaddle, by using the Force, quickly found Yoda and brought him before the Jedi council who immediately urged Yoda to own up to his responsibility. Yes, child support is not cheap, not even for a Jedi.
Yoda, a young and handsome bachelor in his time, he was, before meeting Yaddle, who birthed him a beautiful blessing, Baby Yoda, should have thought this through. Letting yourself be taken by a small unprotected fiery passion is the quickest way to end the single swamp life.
As for the mechanics of the procreation act itself, don’t ask, don’t even try to imagine or picture it. When asked about his situation Yoda said “Judge me by my size, do you? Ask Yaddle what now she thinks of me. Made her very pleased, I did.”
Of course all that boasting comes with a price, a Baby Yoda expense that Yoda has been able to keep up until recently. Training other Jedis pays fairly well, but he can’t afford his swamp front property without a job. Due to Coronavirus quarantine measures, Jedi masters have been laid off. Those who are familiar with Yoda’s style of training know that donkey rides are an essential part of discipline. But with the restriction distance of 6 feet in place, Yoda cannot continue.
Therefore, Yoda has decided to discontinue child support payments and commented, “Once you start down the coitus path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will. For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. Laid off I have been, no money to pay I will have. Not know if Baby Yoda my son is anyway. A lying scarlet Yaddle is.”
Although it’s obvious that Baby Yoda looks just like Yoda, not until actual biological evidence proves otherwise, he will have to find a way to make his child support payment. Perhaps the Jedi council will hire him as and online educator and Yoda will have to get over his donkey ride method.
