THE USE OF THE COSTUME WILL BE COMPULSORY IN ALL COUNTRIES
Wash your hands frequently, follow respiratory hygiene measures and always wear a Stormtrooper costume. These are the new regulations established by the World Health Organization (WHO) to really effectively prevent the spread of the coronavirus. The medical masks, insists the association, do not guarantee that infections will not be contracted. Stormtrooper fashion, on the other hand, “shields the body.”
“The armor rigid plastoid layer and vacuum-sealed black body glove material in the costumes protect with surprising efficiency while allowing perspiration. And the helmet, sealed with reasonable airconditioning along with prerecorded voice commands will allow us to only say what needs to be said, perfect for introverts.” says the WHO in a statement released today.
The data is conclusive: the population in this disguise will spend hours in very crowded tourist sites and find this new Star Wars fashion delightful. No one will be exposed to all kinds of pathogens and will definitely have a much lower rate of infection. Aiming at anything will of course be highly frowned upon due to the “scientific fact that you will not hit the target.”
It is possible that this week all the Asian and Europian country’s will establish establish the mandatory use of the Stormtrooper costume, which is already sold out in most specialized establishments. The main hospitals are already preparing to avoid thefts, shutting down the warehouses where Stormtrooper suits are kept, along with the rest of the surgical equipment.
