Coronavirus is already dead, they just haven’t told it.
After learning that the Coronavirus has begun to infect dogs and potentially kill them, action hero and animal lover John Wick publicly announced that he will seek revenge against all those who harm them, regardless of whether they are human or virus.
Word in the medical field is that the Coronavirus is freaking out, and has sounded the alarm in every part of the world because it knows that if there is something true in life, it’s that John Wick means death. So John, who has a bizarre resemblance to Keanu Reeves, is presently racing against time to find as many pencils as he can and save all of the remaining dogs in the world.
John Wick is a retired assassin who tried to live his life in peace after his wife’s death from a terrible disease, however, when he believed that there was nothing left to do in his path he received a heartwarming surprise that gave him hope again, a little Beagle named Daisy, a gift from his late spouse.
Unfortunately for John, his pet was brutally killed by a Russian criminal and after seeing his beagle die, a bloody carnage began that ended Theon Greyjoy and his whole family. And thus he became famous and defender of all the dogs in the world.
Therefore, after the official (and incredible but true) news that there are already confirmed cases of Coronavirus in puppies, it was then that this animal hero launched himself in an endless effort to rescue all the puppies and assassinate the virus.
Although his initial attempts to shoot the virus did not yield the results he was looking for, since the virus is unable to be exterminated with bullets, Wick quickly took on the task of becoming a virologist because obviously he can do it, he is John Wick, he can accomplish anything.
With this he seeks to bring justice to the whole world because, John Wick can tolerate genocides, violent bloodbaths, pandemics, but he draws the line at animal cruelty and seeing little animals suffer.
We will interview the coronavirus and have its commentary on the situation shortly.
