Dogs and cats have united and formed a union for the sole purpose to plead to the government or whoever will listen, to reverse the quarantine regulation, because they have spent too many days with their owners.
Cats are wondering what is happening? “Am I the human now? Should I be going to work before we starve? I suppose that now I am the one who has to provide for this house,” he said to himself, as he ponders creating a profile on Linkedin. “Is running around the house at 3 am even an option anymore?”
Dogs are not understanding why their humans are not giving them any space, as one of them, commented, “We dogs are very grateful that humans allow us to live with them, they feed us and even some let us sleep in their beds, but they are literally harming us so much by over carrying, hugging or downright giving us way too many treats.”
Now alerted, the cats have begun to notice certain details with concern that their owners also shedd a lot of hair when it should be the feline’s obligation to blanket the home with fur. Immediately afterwards, and trying not to lose their calm, cats have begun to mentally create a shopping list: “What would a human do in this situation? Okay, I have to go to the supermarket and, above all, buy litter, a lot of litter, before it runs out. ”
Dogs who are worried admit, “We are aware that it is very dangerous for our humans to return to work, but maybe we can quarantine humans from their pets, for a few hours throughout the day, so as to releave some of this smothering stress, dogs and cats are having to endure. Also if they are going to be affectionate, at the very least, our owners should have the decency to change out of their pajamas and bathe. In case they didn’t know, animals have a strong sense of smell, and with these consistent human aromas it feels like we are being tortured.”
