Disney scientists have found the way to manipulate time and space. Now, after the premiere of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the most evil corporation in the Galaxy promises to return the time it stole from thousands of fans, who were disappointed with the new trilogy.
The final Skywalker Saga trilogy left many fans disappointed, so much so that Lucasfilm keeps trying to fix it in the comics and books. However, fans feel that they keep digging themselves into a hole, they should just leave it the way it is and move on.
But luckily, Disney found the solution to their problems. Quantum Scientists, have discovered how they can manipulate time and space.
In this way, they are offering to all Star Wars fans who have felt that they wasted their time watching the dismal adventures of Rey, Kylo Ren, Finn and Poe, during the last 4 years.
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Although they still have not touched on how how fans will be refunded, there is already a site that enables for you to sign up. Just go to themotherofallforce.com and schedule your appointment.
Star Wars has always represented something extraordinary, it redefined so many generations, that even to this day, fans continue have saber battles and pretend to use the force on ordinary circumstances. But most of us will newly hope that it returns and strikes back into our hearts once again, with a memorable storyline.