Due to the Covid_19 or Coronavirus pandemic, people ran to their closest supermarket and piled up in the toilet paper aisle, in order to get infected more easily. Sorry, in order to buy thirty or forty toilet paper packages to have a fighting chance in the next Apocalypse.
We don’t really know what the freak is happening, and why people consider it so vital to include many rolls of toilet paper in their panic purchases. Perhaps there is no clear answer to this question, but the fact is that this valuable precious product is already running out in many places.
Here are 11 possible reasons why the toilet paper shortage is happening:
1. Because people believe the coronavirus enters from the rear. Even if this was true, no amount of toilet paper would be able to clean the virus out of your butt hole.
2. Everytime someone sneezes or caughs in a crowded area, people poop their pants from fear.
3. We are still animals and we mimic what other people do without knowing why. The “If everyone is doing it so should I mentality.”
4. We believe that if we run out of food we can cook toilet paper to feed ourselves.
People in Spain are going CRAZY buying toilet paper, what are they gonna do? This? pic.twitter.com/1BvLXlPlPb
— Ann△ 🐱🐻🐥 (@sehunagenda) March 13, 2020
Yo fam, you know you can't eat toilet paper? pic.twitter.com/oe8Wynd6yY
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) March 10, 2020
5. We believe that if we move on to the next life, we want to depart with our dignity and a clean pooper hole.
6. We believe it will shield us from the spread of coronavirus.
7. It is the best product on the market to work out with.
TOILETPAPIR’S WORKOUT!. Nu forstår jeg pludselig hvorfor så mange mennesker har hamstret så meget papir, det er selvfølgelig fordi de både skal bruge det på toilettet og til deres træning 😂👏🏽☺️. Man skal ikke undervurderer det at træne hjemme, det kan sagtens være hårdt og man kan bruge stort set alt man har i hjemmet 💪🏼😌👏🏽. Håber i får en dejlig lørdag ❤️ #toiletpaperchallenge #toiletpaper #workoutathome #workout #traning #træning #sandrarosendahltræning #sjovogtræning
8. We think it is the latest fashion.
A dress made entirely out of toilet paper!
— TODAY with Hoda & Jenna (@HodaAndJenna) June 22, 2018
This is the winning dress from the 14th annual toilet paper wedding dress contest from @QuiltedNorthern and @CheapChicWeds pic.twitter.com/RhzVkpPgbd
PHOTOS: A Las Vegas woman is one of 10 finalists in the 14th Annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest, creating a wearable dress from only toilet paper, glue, tape and needle and thread→https://t.co/S2znA0KkCE pic.twitter.com/abAEWVFxnj
— Las Vegas Review-Journal (@reviewjournal) June 16, 2018
The dress my daughter made from Cashmere bathroom tissue is now on standby. Good news is the @globeandmail reports there is no shortage of toilet paper. pic.twitter.com/lHnwEjJW7f
— Dave Cogswell (@davcogs) March 13, 2020
How about a wedding dress out of toilet paper 😀 pic.twitter.com/aLsHJGp9C7
— Iron Maiden (@maiden66666666) March 8, 2020
9. We come up with any reason to try and get rich.
Coronavirus toilet paper dealer 😅 #coronapocalypse pic.twitter.com/KkJW7deagg
— Sean J (@Shahin_jaan) March 14, 2020
10. People are just freaking crazy.
This is why people are going crazy for Bog roll aka toilet paper 🤦🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/kM9g553M7y
— Louise Gamble (@Loulagamble) March 7, 2020
Must. Buy. Toilet Paper pic.twitter.com/Y7PAmvFosO
— SuperCrazy (@SuperCrazy6969) March 15, 2020
11. We are scared of what will happened if we don’t have anything to clean ourselves with after a good poop. Find an alternative you normie. Maybe take a bath.
Perhaps panic is the real pandemic, so we ask you to relax, inform yourself about what is really going on. And remember that the rest of humanity also needs to buy basic necessities, don’t be selfish.
