Due to the Covid_19 or Coronavirus pandemic, people ran to their closest supermarket and piled up in the toilet paper aisle, in order to get infected more easily. Sorry, in order to buy thirty or forty toilet paper packages to have a fighting chance in the next Apocalypse.

We don’t really know what the freak is happening, and why people consider it so vital to include many rolls of toilet paper in their panic purchases. Perhaps there is no clear answer to this question, but the fact is that this valuable precious product is already running out in many places.

Here are 11 possible reasons why the toilet paper shortage is happening:

1. Because people believe the coronavirus enters from the rear. Even if this was true, no amount of toilet paper would be able to clean the virus out of your butt hole.

2. Everytime someone sneezes or caughs in a crowded area, people poop their pants from fear.

3. We are still animals and we mimic what other people do without knowing why. The “If everyone is doing it so should I mentality.”

4. We believe that if we run out of food we can cook toilet paper to feed ourselves.

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5. We believe that if we move on to the next life, we want to depart with our dignity and a clean pooper hole.

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6. We believe it will shield us from the spread of coronavirus.

7. It is the best product on the market to work out with.

8. We think it is the latest fashion.

9. We come up with any reason to try and get rich.

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10. People are just freaking crazy.

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11. We are scared of what will happened if we don’t have anything to clean ourselves with after a good poop. Find an alternative you normie. Maybe take a bath.

Perhaps panic is the real pandemic, so we ask you to relax, inform yourself about what is really going on. And remember that the rest of humanity also needs to buy basic necessities, don’t be selfish.

Written by Cesar Moya